I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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