I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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