I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I want a musical about memes.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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