do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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