WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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