Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
