bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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