Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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