did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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