that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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