doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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