Cold hands, warm shart.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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