so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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