she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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