I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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