Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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