Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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