You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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