those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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