I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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