problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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