My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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