i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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