Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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