i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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