What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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