You surviving the open bar?
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He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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