love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
