i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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