I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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