I think I just saw someone hide a body.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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