More tranny stories later!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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