How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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