Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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