Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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