I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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