you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
