This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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