I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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