i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
