there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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