I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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