I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize