Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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