hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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