How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
