I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Randomize
