So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am full of burrito and curiosity
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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