i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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