Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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