I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There's always time for handjobs
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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