I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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